"...with the zombies and the mummies and the ghosts and the what have you..."
Ah, the beloved R.L Stine. What would our childhood be without him? He gave us Say Cheese and Die and... other ghoulish treasures that I refuse to remember at this point... fuck it, he wrote like 400 books and I was pubeless when I read them, excuse me for not remembering, asshole. It's safe to say that this haunting Hebrew hitmaker is the most successful children's writer aside from Dr. Suess. Here's a little known fact though...
R.L Stine's mother, Anne Stine, was also a horror novelist. It's true! Below are some of her more famous works to date:
- My Son Didn't Pass The Bar Exam
- The Haunted Violin That My Son Refuses To Pick Up Even Though His Father Spent A Lot of Money On It
- My Son Won't Eat More!
- The Shiksa Who Possessed the Bubby
If you thought any of this was even remotely humorous then you're a Nazi and you should be ashamed of yourself.
R.L Stine's mother, Anne Stine, was also a horror novelist. It's true! Below are some of her more famous works to date:
- My Son Didn't Pass The Bar Exam
- The Haunted Violin That My Son Refuses To Pick Up Even Though His Father Spent A Lot of Money On It
- My Son Won't Eat More!
- The Shiksa Who Possessed the Bubby
If you thought any of this was even remotely humorous then you're a Nazi and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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