Everyone has regrets, especially the dopey blumpkins that say "No Regrets, bro". For example, everyone regrets everything they said or did when they were 12 years old. There are no exceptions.
Below are some of my regrets that I can remember (or that I choose to remember):
- I took a pair of black combat boots, spray painted them yellow, put on a Hawaiian shirt and went to the 1995 Warped Tour. I donned this outfit so I could look like the lead singer of Reel Big Fish.
- I bought a du rag "as a joke". Real Reason: I saw Justin Timberlake wear one and I thought it looked cool.
- My version of a mix tape in 4th grade was Boyz II Men's "II" and All-4-One's self titled album followed by an Aerosmith song I pretended to like at the end. It was usually "Love In an Elevator" or "Dude Looks Like a Lady".
- I really liked the Dave Matthews Band in high school.
- I watched One Tree Hill in high school, but I "hated" it.
- I thought Jet was going to be a cool band when they first came out.
- I have purchased many items from Hot Topic, including purplish blue pants with legs so wide they covered my entire shoe.
Fun fact: Those "No Regrets" people are the same people who say, "That guy is really chill" or "he's just really down to earth" or "live each day like it's your last!" or "se la vie" or "party like a rockstar!" or "this is some kind bud". They are the worst .
More Fun Facts: God regrets 1997 through 1999
Below are some of my regrets that I can remember (or that I choose to remember):
- I took a pair of black combat boots, spray painted them yellow, put on a Hawaiian shirt and went to the 1995 Warped Tour. I donned this outfit so I could look like the lead singer of Reel Big Fish.
- I bought a du rag "as a joke". Real Reason: I saw Justin Timberlake wear one and I thought it looked cool.
- My version of a mix tape in 4th grade was Boyz II Men's "II" and All-4-One's self titled album followed by an Aerosmith song I pretended to like at the end. It was usually "Love In an Elevator" or "Dude Looks Like a Lady".
- I really liked the Dave Matthews Band in high school.
- I watched One Tree Hill in high school, but I "hated" it.
- I thought Jet was going to be a cool band when they first came out.
- I have purchased many items from Hot Topic, including purplish blue pants with legs so wide they covered my entire shoe.
Fun fact: Those "No Regrets" people are the same people who say, "That guy is really chill" or "he's just really down to earth" or "live each day like it's your last!" or "se la vie" or "party like a rockstar!" or "this is some kind bud". They are the worst .
More Fun Facts: God regrets 1997 through 1999