If you are a caring human being than I assume you worry about the child and teen stars you grew up with from time to time. Is Rider Strong doing okay? Is Sam from Clarissa Explains It All paying his rent on time? Is the guy who played Jordan on My So-Called Life now donning a faux hawk and guy liner and singing in an awful, AWFUL band? I sure hope not! One former child actor I do not lose sleep over though is Fred Savage, and that's because Fred Savage is doing great.
Let's take a look at his post Wonder Years life:
- After The Years ended he spent his time rocking out (most likely with his penis out) at Stanford University. I'm sure he did some quality but controlled drinking and used his adorable attributes to rake in some boner cover-uppers (that's my new term for vaginas, let me know what you think!)
- In 1998 he had an awesome cameo in his little brother's show, Boy Meets World. He played the "cool professor" who crosses the line by hitting on Topanga... and by "crosses the line" I mean "dominates". Here's a clip, It's stupidly altered but you get the idea...
Let's take a look at his post Wonder Years life:
- After The Years ended he spent his time rocking out (most likely with his penis out) at Stanford University. I'm sure he did some quality but controlled drinking and used his adorable attributes to rake in some boner cover-uppers (that's my new term for vaginas, let me know what you think!)
- In 1998 he had an awesome cameo in his little brother's show, Boy Meets World. He played the "cool professor" who crosses the line by hitting on Topanga... and by "crosses the line" I mean "dominates". Here's a clip, It's stupidly altered but you get the idea...
- In 2002 he had the absolute best part of the pretty decent adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis' Rules of Attraction.
- Then he was like, "Acting is like The Man, man, and The Man is bringing me down. I was Kevin "Fucking" Arnold, I don't need to prove nothing to nobody!" and he got into TV directing. He started with shows like Even Steven's and That's So Raven (to be ironic, obviously), but now directs the best things ever, forever and always!
1 episode of Modern Family!
3 episodes of Happy Endings!
9 episodes of Party Down!
18 Episodes of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia!
Everything Glenn Howerton is saying in this video is correct...
1 episode of Modern Family!
3 episodes of Happy Endings!
9 episodes of Party Down!
18 Episodes of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia!
Everything Glenn Howerton is saying in this video is correct...
So as the title so eloquently states, you ain't gotta worry bout Fred Savage... Ben Savage maybe, but not Fred.